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negritaaa:

TSA: are u carrying any firearms or explosives?

Me: *points to crotch* u mean this bomb pussy?

TSA: why do u always do this?

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"She was a storehouse of self-deceptions, but she was also perspicacious. Something in her chilled him; her suspiciousness, her grudges, her deceitfulness, the hostile solitude in which she took refuge. But perhaps if he had loved her more, she would have become more open, more expansive, more agreeable. It was a vicious circle: love can’t be served up to order, nor can confidence. Neither one could come first."
Simone de Beauvoir, from The Mandarins (via violentwavesofemotion)

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fuzky:

following back similar x
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jakemalik:

this girl just keeps sending me cats on facebook chat
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tastefullyoffensive:

There are two kinds of parrots…
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lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here
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lamelohan:

when nerds lowkey call you dumb:

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(Source: totalparksandrec, via heart)

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The storm was scary

But tap on the picture tho

On mobile this is great

these are always my favorite photos
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icarly-official:

why do teenage girls hang out in odd numbers?

because they can’t even

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